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Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates
Saint Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates.
He asks a man, "What did you do on Earth?"
The man says, "I was a doctor."
St. Peter says, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates.
Next! What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a school teacher."
"Go right through those pearly gates.
Next! And what did you do on Earth?"
"I was a musician."
"Go around the side, up the freight elevator,
through the kitchen..."